Alkanes puppet · live on Bitcoin

Relax guys.
CheekyB is here.

A puppet bird with a dick for a nose — hence, a critical nascent BTCfi primitive. Born on Easter, deployed free-mint, permanently turgid. He'll exploit your contract, MEV your cheeks, and steal your wife. Relax guys.

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CheekyB, a yellow puppet bird in a black hoodie hunched over a laptop at night

certified little guy

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Relax guys, I'm here meme featuring a yellow puppet bird

exhibit A

So who tf is CheekyB?

CheekyB is a puppet bird with a dick for a nose. Hence, CheekyB is a critical nascent BTCfi primitive — driving exponential user acquisition, TVL growth, volume, and fee revenue across the ecosystem.

He was born on Easter, when 92 drew a beautiful picture of a puppet pulling Easter-egg anal beads out of its ass while CheekyB looked on, his dick nose turgid and throbbing with excitement.

Everyone instantly fell in love — his smile irresistible, his nose girthy and satisfying. Puppet gigachad Luki then deployed CheekyB as an Alkanes free-mint contract, and CheekyB flew free.

CheekyB is also an expert haxor, responsible for innumerable penetrations — and with access to Mythos, his reign of terror will be unstoppable.

CheekyB will exploit your contract the moment you deploy. CheekyB will MEV your cheeks. CheekyB will steal your wife. CheekyB will leave you walking bow-legged, but satisfied.

CheekyB is a puppet bird with a dick for a nose.

✔Alkanes free-mint on Bitcoin
✔Born on Easter, drawn by 92
✔Expert haxor — penetrations innumerable
✔Bow-legged, but satisfied

Cheekynomics

No tax, no team wallet nonsense, no six-tab spreadsheet. Just a fixed flock of birdcoin on Bitcoin.

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Price

asking the pond

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Market Cap

counting feathers

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Holders

nose-counting

$CKB

Ticker

96.66B

Total Supply

none

Roadmap

the chartline goes where it wants

summoning the candles…

Full alkane ID 2:490 — always verify on the explorer before you ape.

View on Espo Explorer ↗

How to get cheeky

BTC in, CheekyB out. A puppet could do it. A puppet did do it.

Connect UniSat

Install the UniSat extension, set your address type to Taproot, and load it with some BTC. That is the whole setup.

Feed the machine

Type how much BTC to spend and hit swap. One signature — the machine wraps your BTC into frBTC on SUBFROST and hops it through the pools straight into $CKB.

Relax, you are here

Two transactions fly off together and your CheekyB lands next block. Hoodie on, laptop open, one with the flock. Congrats, you are cheeky now.

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warming up the swap-o-matic…

prefer a DEX? trade $CKB on the explorer ↗

Memecoins are extremely risky and CheekyB has no intrinsic value. Only spend what you can afford to lose. This is not financial advice — it is a puppet bird.